Jedi Code

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"The Jedi Code is the opiate of the masses."
―Darth Marx

The Jedi Code was the guiding principle of the Jedi Order, though it also referred to a mathematical equation intended to explain The Force.

The Jedi Code

  1. There is no emotion, there is peace. *snicker*
  2. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. *chuckle*
  3. There is no passion, there is serenity. *chortle*
  4. There is no chaos, there is harmony. *guffaw*
  5. There is no death, there is the Force *starts rolling on the floor laughing*
  6. There are no droids here, These are not the droids you are looking for *BLEAAAAAAAAAH*
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