Jedi Civil War

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The Jedi Civil War was the time when all Hippies were battling against all EMOs. The EMOs, of course, lost the battle because the EMOs fought the EMO way, which is ignoring your opponent and PWNing yourself with a lightsaber. Needless to say, it was the easiest victory the hippies ever won.

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