Jax Pavan 9

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 9 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He was a child genius who had a particular talent for science. Later into his life he fell into financial misfortune and as such had a limited choice of planets he could use to set up his own laboratory on - eventually he settled for Tatooine. After years of practising, and countless experiments that went catastrophically wrong and almost resulted in the end of the universe, he managed to clone himself using alternative techniques to the typical Kaminoan, which was a galactic first. To ensure he received plenty of attention for his work he moved to Coruscant. He cleverly named the clone after himself to avoid his work from being stolen, as such the clone was named Jax Pavan Nine Two or Jax Pavan 92. However after registering the name on Coruscant Jax Pavan 92 was lost among the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. As Jax Pavan 9 tried to show his findings to scientists and the press on Coruscant, he was not believed and soon went mad after being ridiculed and told for the hundredth time "Jax Pavan Ninety Two is not a clone, he just happens to be called Jax Pavan to have a two in his name". In his madness he started to believe he had created all other 582,797,753 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant and that he was the only true Jax Pavan.

After disappearing for several years he somehow joined the Imperial Army, ending up in the Pavan Platoon. He served as a soldier for several years and had a distinguished career until he randomly bumped into Jax Pavan 92 who had also joined the Imperial Army. This triggered a second mental breakdown and Jax Pavan 9 was sent into an Imperial Prison where he spent the rest of his life being mercilessly tortured.