Jax Pavan 8

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 8 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.

"Why is 6 afraid of Jax Pavan? 'cause Jax Pavan 8 9!"
―Jax Pavan 8 was often the subject of poorly crafted, but scathing, jokes

He was very, very, fat. When he was a child, his peers made fun of his extreme roundness frequently. It was very unfortunate, therefore, that he was Jax Pavan 8. It made for many food related jokes. When he grew older people sometimes even called him Jex Porkins.

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