Jax Pavan 619

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. His wife, Isabella Pavan, was a nice lady and all, but she couldn't cook. So for breakfast they went to IHOP (International House of Pavans) and for dinner they went to Denny's. However, that still couldn't stop Jax Pavan 619 from being made a lunch by yours truly, Isabella. It tasted so terrible it made Jax Pavan go nearly insane. In a desperate and fiendish move, he would break into cafeterias disguised as a burglar and demand free lunches. For this Jax Pavan 619 earned his reputation as the famous masked lunchadore.

Jax Pavan 619 is coming soon to a cafeteria near you. He likes ice pops.