Jax Pavan 537

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 537 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He liked to cry. A lot. This caused him to have no friends, so he cried even more. Eventually he was isolated onto an asteroid because people were so annoyed with his crying. So he cried louder. Eventually Darth Vader destroyed his asteroid because he was so annoyed with Pavan 537's crying. He was easily forgotten.