Jax Pavan 500

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 500 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.

He was a clever, business-minded chap, who having successfully started his own investment banking enterprise, effected a merger with Admiral Morgan's Pirated Space-Rum and established the Galaxy-renowned Banking and Liquor Shoppe Franchise using the name JP Morgan. He died rich enough to buy all the other Jax Pavans and bury them underneath his corpse as padding, but a rebellion led by the never-say-die warrior Jax Pavan 300 prevented this.