Jax Pavan 5

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 5 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.

Jax Pavan 5 had many eccentric "personality quirks". The strangest and eventually fatal of these habits was his hobby to whack books against his head to see how much they would hurt. He then developed a wish to make the world's book that would hurt the most when whacked against the head. After creating this book and testing it many times, he gave himself a concussion and was not given any medical help because everyone thought that he was a deranged freak.