Jax Pavan 42

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He was a very reclusive Pavan, often spending days looking at his garden, pondering the mysteries of the life, the universe, and everything. After discovering those secrets, he gained a form of transcendence among his fellow man and lived a peaceful life, ruling over Coruscant. Or so he thought. He was actually a poor man from the lower levels addicted to spice. His delusions got out of hand until he was the leader of a band of mice people, using his "magical saber" to destroy his enemies (Make them vomit uncontrollably) (We do not blame them in the slightest). It is known that he owned a dog, which he named after himself, and that after the dog bit him, stole his saber's sheath, and ran away, it raised a mythic cat army to oppose his regime. The canine quickly gained much territory. So much so that he encroached on that of 42, leading to the Jax Pavan Holy War.