Jax Pavan 35

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 35 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He saw Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and began to wonder "How was Babby formed? How girl got pragnent?" and immediately embarked on an epic quest for these answers. It began with he guy who was sitting next to him and spiraled out of control all over the galaxy until he met a caveman who PWNed him with the Ultimate Answer...nachos!!!

Of course, he wouldn't have known where babies come from anyway because no female would ever let him in on that little secret.