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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.
―Jax Pavan (exact numbering of elongated As unknown)[src]

Jax Pavan was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He tried to defend himself in 22 BBY, as well as the other residents of Spartan Sector, against the invading gangs of Persian Sector (famous for their exquisite rugs and domesticated felines). Together, with 299 fellow Pavans living in the sector, he led a charge against the vast numbers comprising the Persian forces.

He soon after dined in 9 Corellian Hells, a popular dining establishment in Sector Chaos.

Personality and traits

Jax Pavan tended to belt out commands and statements only slightly related to the situation. He was also considered very brave and very foolish by both his friends and enemies. If approached by people bearing bad news, and if the two of them were standing nearby a large pit, his right leg had the tendency to spasm, often leading to the messenger's demise at the bottom of said pit. Pavan's favorite dining establishment was 9 Corellian Hells, where he often treated himself and 299 of his closest allies to dinners at night. He was also known for dressing in a silly helmet with nothing save underpants and a cape.