Jax Pavan 1

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 1 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.

He was the first Jax Pavan. His parents named him Jax Pavan because they considered it to be a cool, original, and unique name that would help him express his individuality. He thought it was such a good name that he named both his sons Jax Pavan. They named their sons Jax Pavan. One of Jax Pavan IIIs in-laws thought Jax Pavan was a great name to name her son, so she did. It just kind of snowballed from there.

Jax Pavan 1 lived a really long time ago. He invented the galaxy's first toothbrush, a successful invention that people still use (although not some Darthipedians named <insert name here>). A bunch of toothbrush fans decided to name their kids Jax Pavan, who named their kids Jax Pavan...

And, well, you know the rest.