Jar Jar Binks

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Jar Jar Binks
Biographical information



Suddenly, Much to his parent's dismay


Promptly, To huge celebration

Physical description

Gungan (Unconfirmed)


Male (Unconfirmed. Possibly Hermaphroditic).


Slightly shorter than most people

Hair color


Eye color

Two Googly things

Chronological and political information

When he lived


Old Republic

Known masters

The Whiner

Known apprentices

None (He smelled too much like bantha poodoo)

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Jar Jar Binks.
"Mesa Jar Jar Binks. Mesa obnoxious Jamaican stereotype. Meeeeeeesa so..."
―Jar Jar Binks before getting his planet destroyed
"Oh my God! Have you ever seen him eat? It's disgusting! We used to have to eat together in the Senate cafeteria because we're from the same planet somehow and he'd always be like 'Mesa so happy to see you, Palpy!' with food all running down his mouth and-uh! He's so fucking gross!"
Palpatine on Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks was the second-first irritating thing in the galaxy. Contrary to popular belief, there was one thing more annoying than him. One thing so annoying that to even hear its name would drive you crazy. One thing so insanity-inducingly annoying that if you carry on reading you'll go insane. Oh, there you go. You're insane now. Anyway, this was that thing.

In a bar, Binks was attacked by some guy who hated him, and in the fight Binks had his thingy crushed. Jar Jar Binks had to replace it with a metal one. He also got completely raped by a speeder one day , but no one ever noticed cause no one really gives two shits. Binks was also famous for his Jamaican stew.

―A typical phrase uttered by people to Jar Jar

Also in Episode 3 it is revealed that Jar Jar single-handedly screwed the Jedi. It went down like this:

It gives meesa great pleasures to give all controls of the clone army to Chancellor Palpatine!

"Dumbass"(under his breath)

Yousa say something Palpy?

Oh no, thanks, good job.

Well, now we're an Empire so... kiss my ass, Jar Jar.

Dammits, Palpy, yousa tricked us.

Yeah, Sith do that.

See also