Jango Fett

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Jango Fett
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Battle of Geonosis

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"What, that Mandalorian mask and battle armor replete with jetpack and saberdart launcher? Oh, I use that for, er…spelunking. Hey, look over there—woopwoopwoopwoopwoo!"
―Jango Fett's masterful escape from Obi-Wan Kenobi

Jango Fett was an infamous bounty hunter and MANDALORIAN. Such was his fame, many believed he would someday become the head of the Bounty Hunters Guild. He refused, however, because he didn't have a head for business. Personally, I don't think that kind of attitude will get you ahead in life. Although it was known that, in perilous situations, Jango often lost his head. He had no love for Jedi, and always tried to keep ahead of them. Things came to a head on Geonosis when he was killed by Mace Windu. He was shot in the chest, I think.[1]. However some people say that he died because he slipped and fell on Mace Windy's... I mean, uh... Windu's tool.[2] Either way, Boba Fett was seen eating his corpse in the traditional Mandalorian way of disrespect. Despite getting pwned by Mace Windu, Dookie thought he was good enough to make all the clones out of.

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  1. Oh, come on people, that's gold! Gold!
  2. Hmm