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"I'm here to speak to the queen about grave matters of state."
"She on break.
Padmé Amidala and one of Jamillia's secretaries

Queen Jamillia, full name Queen Jamillia Latoya Makeesha Shaniqua Evonte Bonifa Latonya Mishandra Tanisha Shalondra Mm-hmm, was a no-nonsense matriarch of Nabooboo, snap-snap, neck-spin, hip-pivot, angry-glare. She spent most of her days in the nail salon watching Oprah and Judge Joe Brown, gossiping with the Naboobian nobility. She painted her entire face with white makeup, and if anybody asked her about it, she beat the ever-loving bejesus out of them. Although she was the only member of her family to serve as monarch, her family had been working as overpaid government bureaucrats for twelve generations.

Jamillia reigned following Queen Amidala, but only served two and a half years before having cocaine discovered in her glove compartment, resigned due to scandal, and was succeeded by Queen Neeyutnee, sparing Jamillia the pain of having to appear in The Clone Wars.