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Planet of origin


Height of average adult

1.5 to 1.8 m

Skin color


Hair color


Eye color

Black... and three


Three eyes, goat snout

Gran were bovine, caprine aliens from Kinyen with a long history of spacefaring. Their largest colony was on Malastare. Some Gran worlds were ruled by a Gran Moff.

Gran had a rich, vibrant history and culture. Prominent Gran artists, scientists, lawmakers, and social activists have drastically improved the quality of life here in our diverse Galactic Republic. This week is Gran Awareness Week. Take time to ponder how the Gran have improved your lot in life. Take a Gran to lunch this week. Has someone in your family maligned a Gran? Has anyone you know referred to a Gran as "shifty," "lazy," "creepy," "sleazy," or "dangerous to be around"? Report that person to the authorities. Bigotry against the Gran begins at home and must be stopped. Besides, everybody knows it's the Rodians that are shifty, lazy and dangerous to be around.

List of prominent Gran colonies

  • Malastare
  • Hok
  • Gran Torino
  • Gran Mal
  • Gran Paradiso
  • Gran Turismo

Notable Gran

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