Gand (planet)

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The usual weather conditions one would find on Gand
"Seek life in the purple haze..."

Gand was the homeworld of the Gand. It was quite foggy, though not as foggy as Dagobah, more of a misty type of deal. When traveling through the enshrouding mists, one would occasionally come across a helpful sign that read "FOG AREA." Though, since the planet was almost entirely composed of fog, such signs became quite redundant. Actually, no one really knows what the hell lurks within the lavender mists of Gand; some say that the Force itself can be found there, while others (most notably fanboys) assert that the gloom actually hides many hot Twi'lek, Zeltron and Selonian babes.

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