The Gand were silent.
The Gand usually had one or less names.
The Gand were freaky-looking insect-like aliens.
The Gand produced large clutches of offspring and would often eat their young.
The Gand breathed ammonia and were thus flammable and had the distinct odor of stale urine.
In Hindi, Gand means ass.
Apart from that, they were a very mysterious race. So mysterious, in fact, that they would kill me if I told you more about them, which I'm not gonna do. Nope, not me. Go ask a Wookiepedian.
Upon birth, the Gand did not name their children, names had to be earned in Gand society. One prerequisite for earning an identity was for a young Gand to survive infancy while the mother eats the rest of the offspring.
The following table shows some Gand and why they got their name. They are in no way related to Zuckuss. All his siblings were eaten.
|Schmuckuss||Being a klutz|
|Happy-go-Luckuss||Never having a care in the world|
|Pick-up-Truckuss||Being a redneck|
|Cockuss||Waking everybody up at 5 in the morning|
|K'Kruhkuss||A crossbreed between a Gand and a Whiphid|
|Duckuss||His Uncanny dodging skill|
|Clockuss||Always being on time|
|Lockuss||Never being able to open a door|
|Knockuss||Never being able to find a doorbell|
|Molochuss||Being the most evil Gand|
|Puckuss||Mischievous trickster Gand, the jester to the Fairy King|
|Blockuss||Addiction to Tetris|
|Spockuss||Logic, he was also part Sephi|
|Nun-Chuckuss||Being the first Gand ninja|
|Cluckuss||Having feathers and laying eggs, later married Cockuss|
|Muckuss||Poor personal hygiene|
|Rukhuss||For killing a Gand Admiral|
|Uncle Ruckus||No relation|
|Crockuss||His big mouth and tough skin|
|Stockuss||Quartermaster of note|
|Jockuss||Scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game|
|Rockuss||Defeating Appolo Creed in the final round|
|Barackuss||Pitying the fools!|
|Canuckuss||Being a Canadian Gand|
|Spockuss||Being a nerd|
|Snuckuss||Being a cat-burglar|
|Bigguss-Dickuss||A fwiend of the Empewow. He watched too much Monty Python|
|Spartackuss||He was Spartackuss|
|Spartackuss||No he was Spartackuss|