Form III: Sore Assu
Form III, known as Sore Assu, was the favored lightsaber form of chronically depressed Mirialan Jedi Luminara Unduli, her apprentice Barriss Offee, and Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sore Assu involved a lot of whining and screaming phrases such as Obi-Wan's favorite, "You were my brother, Anakin! I turned gay for you!!!" Luminara Unduli favored the phrase, "You Sith-kriffer! You killed my Padawan!!" followed by a "But, Master, I'm right here Katarn-dammit!!!!!!" from Barriss Offee. While Sore Assu was a highly defensive form, powerful users of Form VII Juyo/Vaapad/Assrape could often break through the attack to assrape you. That was also one of the theories behind the naming of the form, the other being the fact it was practiced only by those resigned enough to use only a defensive form, many of whom were chronically depressed or had had bad experiences using other forms, and where 'sore ass pussies'.