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Final class of "Basic Mother Fracking" with Mace Windu
This is the last recorded class taught by Jedi Master Mace Windu for some odd reason unknown to
Well, hello there children.
Hello, Master Windu.
Welcome to Basic Mother Fracking, little ones. Does anyone of you know what Mother Fracking is?
Mothah Frackin is da rule of killen this hissin bastards that get in yousa way. This bein true for you if yousa had been a Jedi wif majah powah.
Yousa no think the answer is correct?
Boy, what planet you from?
"WHAT" AIN'T NO PLANET I'VE EVER HEARD OF!!! DO THEY SPEAK BASIC IN "WHAT"?!?!?!
What? No, meesa from the greaten palace of da Naboobooians.
BASIC, MOTHER FRACKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?!?!?
Meesa is speakin the basic!
Bah, whatever. Anyone with an actual brain want to answer?
Its when you kill a lot of people with your lightsaber while looking cool and intimidating at the same time, master.
Hey, check out the brains on you! Your one smart mother fracker, you know that? Anyway, everyone, ignite your lightsabers, its time to do some of that dueling shit. Ohh, forget that motherfracking Gungan with no brain over their. *mumbles*
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold your lightsaber right, or I'll have to punish you, kid.
I am sorry, master, I did not mean to offend you when I...
OH NOES.... (chokes)
(choking)Why, Mastah Windu...?
Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? You were saying something about not meaning to offend me?
Oh, then you're done? Then allow me to retort.... (unclips lightsaber) What do I look like?
You can all plummet for failing the exam. Now you're all alone...
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY-"WHAT"-AGAIN!!! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHER FRACKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!
Do I look like a bitch?!
(choked to death)
Then why you try to frack me like a bitch?!
No, we weren't-
Yes you did! YES YOU DID!!! You try to frack me. Well I don't like to be fracked by anybody 'cos I'm supposed to do all the fracking!
NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MASTER WINDU!
WINDU? Hurting this child, are you?
Yeah, so? What are you going to do about it?
Forget your place, you do. Remember, do you, that MY bitch, you are? MY BITCH!!!
Then, command you, I do, to leave this child alone, and fetch me food. NOW!
*sigh* Yes, master Yoda. *mumbles*
Yes, heh heh, mess with Yoda, you should not, or end up my bitch, you will, heh heh heh heh.