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A female Chiss feeding her young child.

Females are strange creatures that differ from us males in the respect that they have nothing between their legs, and many have larger breasts. Here they are like 50,000 carat rubies: HOT and expensive. But rare. Very rare. In their search to find out where have all the females gone, Darthipedian scientists concluded that out of the 1,000,000 userpages in existence on this wiki, 3 are females. Which just goes to show you which sex has more common sense.

Female fans, otherwise known as fangirls, are easily distinguished from fanboys due to their misconception that Commander Cody is cool. Why he's so different from the trillions of other Fettspawn is beyond me.