Ewok Gangsta Rap

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Remember the name,

Ewok,

The fluffy and fat,

Plump yet pimp,

Chubbies who destroyed a whole Stormtrooper Army bitch!

Remember the name,

Ewok.

We kicked there asses,

And gave 'em free bus passes,

To the Death Star part two!

But we had helped destroy that, foo.

Remember the name,

Ewok.

They were stuck with us

And we fucked them up.

We had no gun,

We only had some fun with rocks, spears, and a few sticks,

but we knew a few tricks,

and beat the shit out of those pricks.

Remember the name,

Ewok.

We helped the Rebels defeat their foe

Cause our God was known as C-3PO.

C-3PO

Was our God

Because we were reta'ds.

We're also gay fucks

who pay a few bucks

for a jigglio in the back of some trucks

Remember the name...

EWOK!

Behind the Scenes

Although Simon the Killer Ewok sang this song on his mega-hit CD, Killah Ewokz he did not write it. Wicket Wystri Warrick did.