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Dxun was Onderon's jungle moon. It was filled with vicious, mindless predators and Mandalorians... but I repeat myself. The Sith Lord Freedon Nadd died here and corrupted the very biosphere of the planet to the Dark Side. A few years later, the Jedi Exile raided his tomb and stole some of his clothes and weapons. A few centuries after that, Darth Bane showed up and stole his holocron. What Dxun really needed was a good security alarm.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Dxun.