Drinking

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"You wanna buy some deathsticks?"
"You don't want to sell me deathsticks."
"I don't want to sell you deathsticks."
"You want to sell me some alcohol instead.
"
Obi-Wan Kenobi using the mind trick to get himself a drink

Drinking is one of the galaxy's most favorite hobbies.

Want to get drunk really fast? Try the following drinks:

Notable drinkers

Cassus Fett: "Hello, my name is Cassus Fett, and I'm an alcoholic."
Group of alcoholics: "Hey, Cassus."
Cassus Fett on his first A.A. Meeting
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