Destroy your universe

From Darthipedia, the Star Wars Humor Wiki, currently editing over 582,970,995 articles
Jump to: navigation, search
"Back off punks... Or I will Destroy Your Universe!"
Darth Lucas

Destroy Your Universe was an often made threat from Darth Lucas to stalking fanboys. Since Darth Lucas holds the unlimited Powah to overrule all things Canon he can keep drooling fanboys at bay with the mere threat to utterly destroy their favorite part of Star Wars.
Darth Lucas's most famed recorded example of Destroy Your Universe was when he threatened a large mass of stalking Fandalorians that he would recton the Taung into the same species as Gungans if they did not back away from Skywalker Ranch. Needless to say he has never seen a Fandalorian since and Karen Traviss could not sleep for seven weeks.

Another example of Destroy Your Universe came after Darth Lucas declared that no more Wookiee Jedi would be created in the Expanded Universe. Mobs of Wookiee-lovers protested for days until Lucas killed Chewie off as an example. When he threatened Malla would be next they ran off. YOU BASTARD.


See also