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"Side effects may include death, vomiting, or becoming a Frog."
SuperShadow, on getting your planet blown up

Death is exactly what stinkin' Darth Lucas wanted for our king, SuperShadow, as well as every copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. It is also a side-effect of having your planet destroyed by Darth Vader while being stupid enough to still be on it. Those who died supposedly went to Oblivion, but this is uncertain since no one ever came back, at least not to tell us what happens after death.


Forms of Death

While the most popular way of dying is destroying a victim's planet, some include using forms of torture such as Tickle torture and Sand People torture. Here is a list of forms to result in death.

Death to certain people

People that cause Death

Failed attempts of death

People with failed attempts

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Death.

See also