Darthipedia:Quote of the Week/Archive 2009

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This is the Quote of the Week archive for 2009. Quotes will start to appear here once the new year starts.

Week 1, 2009

"''Problem solved."
Madclaw[src]

Week 2, 2009

A Chiss: "I'm the pinnacle of sobriety, culture, dignity and manners. I'm also a xenophobe, so go away."
A Core World Human: "Hey, you stole my line!"
— An inter-species cultural exchange, circa 40 ABY[src]

Week 3, 2009

"Do you have herpes too?"
Jedimca0 being Jedimca0.[src]

Week 4, 2009

Wedgepwns!!: "What the fuck just happened?"
Madclaw: "Jimbo Wales came in here asking for your money"
Wedgepwns!!: "Molester...."
Wedgepwns!! and Madclaw after JWales visited IRC[src]

Week 5, 2009

"It's alive! The Gunship is alive! I did it... I name you... Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship."
Taun Kiwi after "making" the Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship

Week 6, 2009

"Blogs promote unwanted feelings, seriously no one really cares what you're doing every 5 minutes"
Wedgepwns!![src]

Week 7, 2009

"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?"
―Obi-Wan gives voice to every Wookieepedia administrator's secret thoughts upon seeing anons editing Revan.[src]

Week 8, 2009

Supergeeky1: "Someone who can edit Darthipedia should fix that."
Ataru: "I could, but that would mean making a contribution to Darthipedia."
— Supergeeky1 and Ataru, #swfanon

Week 9, 2009

Darthipedia:Quote of the Week/9 2009

Week 10, 2009

"If you cut a face lengthwise, urinate on it, and trample on it with straw sandals, it is said that the skin will come off. This was heard by the priest Gyojaku when he was in Kyoto. It is information to be treasured."
Madclaw reading the works of Yamamoto Tsunetomo[src]


Week 11, 2009

"It's alive! The Gunship is alive! I did it... I name you... Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship."
Taun Kiwi after "making" the Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship

Week 12, 2009

"You motherfrackin' puppets! I just want some kriffing time to myself in my kriffing can! Every day, you kriffing kids come knocking at my lid and ask me to spell something. Well, I ain't gonna spell crap! Now get the kriff out of here!"
Darth Oscar, son of Jolee Bindo[src]

Week 13, 2009

A Chiss: "I'm the pinnacle of sobriety, culture, dignity and manners. I'm also a xenophobe, so go away."
A Core World Human: "Hey, you stole my line!"
— An inter-species cultural exchange, circa 40 ABY[src]

Week 14, 2009

"You did it, Luke! You beat it off!"
Leia Organa in Splinter of the Mind's Eye

Week 15, 2009

"You did it, Luke! You beat it off!"
Leia Organa in Splinter of the Mind's Eye

Week 16, 2009

Concerned citizen: "How does it feel working for the Evil Empire?"
Imperial Administrator: "Whoo-hoo! It feels great! Empire Fuck Yeah!"
— A dialogue between a concerned citizen fom a neighbouring state and an Imperial Administator just as the latter ordered the execution of a group of dissidents

Week 17, 2009

"Old man Dooku, that grand old fart, had trouble telling his balls apart.."
―Words from Dookie's favorite song

Week 18, 2009

"Yo Mama is so fat and full of bush that the Wookiee's named their planet after her!"
Darth Vader to A'Sharad Hett[src]

Week 19, 2009

Random-guy to Random-user: "You're a troll and an outcast simply because you hang out in #darthipedia sometimes — it doesn't matter what else you've done to prove otherwise. I also have complete control over what you do when you come around the burning ship."
Greyman: "lolwut?"
— "lulz" of the month[src]

Week 20, 2009

"Yoda about to kick ass and gnaw on his gimer stick. And he's all outta gimer stick."
―The description field on Image:SeriousYoda.jpg

Week 21, 2009

Darthipedia:Quote of the Week/21 2009

Week 22, 2009

"Punch it, Chewie!"
Han Solo upon first seeing Nien Nunb.

Week 23, 2009

"I wonder what this button does..."
―A stupid Jedi seconds before accidentally erasing Kamino from the archives[src]

Week 24, 2009

"Call me Floyd McSexington."
IFYLOFD on himself.[src]

Week 25, 2009

"Burl Ives is, like, teh mohtst imhportant pserson in Schtar Whores. He must be ohn teh main paeg!"
―T. S. Maddocks[src]

Week 26, 2009

"And you are...?"
"Kenth Hamner."
"Kent?"
"Kenth."
"No, I don't see your name on the list. Where might I have seen you?"
"I am a Jedi Grand Master."
"Mm-hmm. No, really, what do you do for a living, sir?"
"I
am a Jedi Grand Master."
"Listen, Mr. Hammer—"
"Hamner!"
"I'm a busy man, and this is a high-class establishment. Please leave."
"But I really
am a Jedi Grand Master! Just like Luke Skywalker!"
"Wait at the bar, wait at the bar...
"
―Kenth Hamner, trying to get a table at a fancy Coruscant restaurant

Week 27, 2009

"Account used solely for trolling/vandalism/spam: acting in nothing but bad faith since flouncing; actively undermining wiki operations and sowing discord for no productive end"
Kippie's block on Greyman. Yes, you read that right.

Week 28, 2009

"I will say this: Greyman is as much a troll as Mother Teresa."
Goodwood setting the record straight on #darthipedia

Week 29, 2009

"Go to Special:Contact where your questions will be reunited with all your lost socks in the magical land of Narnia"
―Current events in #wikia

Week 30, 2009

"Mary-Kate slaps Janna0 on the don't censor them, they're not actually topless, she's wearing a pair of rubber boobs over her real boobs. You can draw a face around it, making the vagina look like a crazy zombie motherfucker with a porn film on the company of S.S. troops in Holland, Winters mounted a parapet and shouted "Kill those Krauts! Kill them sonsofbitches!"
!markov [src]

Week 31, 2009

"ashley is very hot. She's a beautiful college girl. Cheerleader. As is her sister, Mary-Kate."
Geeky[src]

Week 32, 2009

A Chiss: "I'm the pinnacle of sobriety, culture, dignity and manners. I'm also a xenophobe, so go away."
A Core World Human: "Hey, you stole my line!"
— An inter-species cultural exchange, circa 40 ABY[src]

Week 33, 2009

"Go to Republica 500, shoot the senator in the face, stab him a dozen times with a vibro-shiv, throw him out of the window, run him over with your speeder a couple of times, hack off his arm, stick it in his ass and make it look like an accident."
―A Vigo ordering a hit.

Week 34, 2009

Obi-Wan: "Does Palpatine know?"
Maul: "There is no Palpatine, there is only you and I...well and sand, lots of sand. I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
Obi-Wan: "Yes yes, I've heard it before."
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Bionicle Maul[[|[src]]]

Week 35, 2009

"Don't do it Obi-Wan, I have the high ground!"
Darth Maul right before he got diced by a Padawan.

Week 36, 2009

Bel Iblis: "Tell them there'll be punch and pie."
Organa: "But we don't have any punch and pie."
Bel Iblis: "More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!"
Organa: "[taps keyboard]...punch and pie."
―Garm Bel Iblis, Bail Organa, and Mon Mothma plan the Rebel Alliance[src]

Week 37, 2009

"Hey, Jango! Look! I'm Jessica Alba!"
"Our relationship is strictly business, Zam."
"I'm Lynda Carter now. Check it out."
"Strictly business."
"Phoebe Cates?"
"Business."
"Salma Hayek? Rita Hayworth? Aayla Secura? Grace Kelly? You're not one of those simpering Angelina Jolie fans, are you?"
"Zam..."
"I can be Boy George if you like."
"No!
"
Jango Fett and Zam Wesell

Week 38, 2009

LO_Away: "Is sex a sport?"
Azzt_Undead: "Depends on the....vigorousness...with which one pursues said activity."
— Philosophy in #darthipedia.

Week 39, 2009

"Call me Floyd McSexington."
IFYLOFD on himself.[src]

Week 40, 2009

"If the Kaminoans were to clone me, but without the Y chromosome and an extra X chromosome, would it be legal to have sex with her?"
Jango Fett ponders the morality of cloning

Week 41, 2009

"You did it, Luke! You beat it off!"
Leia Organa in Splinter of the Mind's Eye

Week 42, 2009

"It was just an alternate ending!"
―Nimrod Anthill at the brink of death after being defeated by Darth Clone because of his crimes of killing Darth Elmo

Week 43, 2009

"Hey, Jango! Look! I'm Jessica Alba!"
"Our relationship is strictly business, Zam."
"I'm Lynda Carter now. Check it out."
"Strictly business."
"Phoebe Cates?"
"Business."
"Salma Hayek? Rita Hayworth? Aayla Secura? Grace Kelly? You're not one of those simpering Angelina Jolie fans, are you?"
"Zam..."
"I can be Boy George if you like."
"No!
"
Jango Fett and Zam Wesell[src]

Week 44, 2009

Wormie: "Come here, little teddy bear. Come on."
Ewok: "Manna manna? E s'eesht!!"
Wormie: "Aahhh! Please don't eat me!"
Wormie about to be eaten by an Ewok[src]

Week 45, 2009

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "That's no moon."
Chewbacca: "Phew, close one."
— Obi-Wan Kenobi and Chewbacca on board the Millennium Falcon.

Week 46, 2009

Anakin: "I used to be a slave, I hate slavery. I also built myself a droid so he can serve me."
Palpatine: "What a splendid idea, I might do that myself someday."
— Anakin Skywalker and Palpatine meeting for the first time

Week 47, 2009

"I found a quarter!"
Zuckuss, demonstrating his talents.[src]

Week 48, 2009

Billy Arrowsmith: "Sometimes I think the universe is conspiring to keep me fat for a reason. Like, my aunt just walked in on me eating a pizza, and then offered me a pizza. It's the little things."
Madclaw: "Does it bother you?"
Billy Arrowsmith: "I assume I'll die someday cushioning small children from being hit by a bus. It's kind of comforting, actually."
— Billy Arrowsmith and Madclaw in IRC[[|[src]]]

Week 49, 2009

"Good shot, Janson!"
Wedge Antilles, every time Wes Janson nailed a furry alien[src]

Week 50, 2009

"My proper military title is 'Stormtrooper Second Class Dan Wallace', not 'Queen Gertrude of the Hapes Consortium'."
―From "The 250 Things that Dan the Stormtrooper is No Longer Allowed to Do In the Imperial Army"

Week 51, 2009

Concerned citizen: "How does it feel working for the Evil Empire?"
Imperial Administrator: "Whoo-hoo! It feels great! Empire Fuck Yeah!"
— A dialogue between a concerned citizen fom a neighboring state and an Imperial Administrator just as the latter ordered the execution of a group of dissidents

Week 52, 2009

Diane: "So let me get this straight: You were jealous of Darth Malak's metal jaw so you dumped hot oatmeal all over yourself to get a life-sustaining suit?"
Vader: "It looked cool in the magazine!"
— The "Oatmeal Incident"[src]