Darthipedia:Quote of the Week/Archive

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This is the Quote of the Week archive for 2007 and 2008. See here for the archive for 2009.

Week 52, 2007

"I vant to suck your bloo... no wrong movie. Sauron will rule over all... err damn. The Force is strong in you young Skywalker. Ah yes."
Dooku

Week 1, 2008

"Yoda about to kick ass and gnaw on his gimer stick. And he's all outta gimer stick."
―the description field on Image:SeriousYoda.jpg

Week 2, 2008

"Eat your own head while standing upside down on a pineapple. In space!"
Acky's Challenge

Week 3, 2008

"Darth Sorrow was very sad, mopey, grumpy, depressed, miserable, doloris, unhappy, sad, sorrowful, gloomy, somberish, desolate, heavyhearted, melancholic, tragical, sorry, sad, wistful, mournful, pensive, blue, dejected, dispirited, downcast, downhearted, sad, low, tristful, spiritless, dull, dysphoric, doleful, rueful, plaintive, lugubrious, woeful, lamentable, regretful, sad, dismal, joyless and very, very, very sad."
―The Darth Sorrow article

Week 4, 2008

"Oh, Anakin, you wiped out an entire Tusken village, slaughtering men, women and children? That's terrible…wanna come back to my place?"
Padme Amidala to Anakin Skywalker

Week 5, 2008

"Mohammed would never wanna come to me."
Darth Sorrow

Week 6, 2008

"Quizzes take Kyle Katarns."
―From the quiz article

Week 7, 2008

"Vongopedia seems to be fairly good; they've a good few long articles...course, they could be utter nonsense for all I know"
AdmirableAckbar

Week 8, 2008

"You are what you eat, so that makes me a Jello puddin' pop! Gah!"
Simon the Killer Ewok in Wiki Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Nerd

Week 9, 2008

"DON'T SHIT ON ME!"
―The Toilet, after Darth Idol Guy sits on him in Wiki Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Nerd

Week 10, 2008

Madclaw: "!eightball Will a Leprechaun ever come out of LO's penis?"
Janna0: "Yes, Madclaw"
Madclaw: "Hooray!!"
Madclaw & Janna0[src]

Week 11, 2008

Vader: "You said the hippies are doing what, now?"
Piett: "It seems they've banded together. They're calling themselves the Zann Consortium."
Vader: "Oh, hell no."
Darth Vader and Firmus Piett, after Piett informed Vader of the Consortium's existence

Week 12, 2008

"I did it, I defeated myself. Now I will rule the......"
Darth Elmo's last words

Week 13, 2008

"Damn, it's hard to say every fucking word like I'm retarded."
―Darth Darth Binks, on his user page

Week 14, 2008

<Hunterj> this is a much more sane side of #darthipedia... It seems to be much more sane here since last week
<Hunterj> it is still worryingly weird though
<AdmirableAckbar> You missed the foul-mouthed Oompa Loompas.
<AdmirableAckbar> All 17 of them.
<AdmirableAckbar> And William Shakespeare, Machiavelli, Bill Clinton, and Winston Churchill.
<Madclaw> Don't forget Luke Skywalker
<AdmirableAckbar> And his Wampa.

—Current affairs at #darthipedia

Week 15, 2008

"Despite your additude, you're kinda cute. What do you say huh, your place or mine?"
Han Solo trying to score with Leia just after they escaped from the Death Star

Week 16, 2008

"Hey... Who turned out the light?"
Visas Marr about the Dark Side

Week 17, 2008

Anakin Solo: "Can I get a new hyperdrive for only two-hundred credits?"
Saun Dann Jr.: "Does a wampa shit in the ice?"
— Anakin Solo, buying a new hyperdrive

Week 18, 2008

"Oh, I don't need to conquer the galaxy. No no, that's fine. I put all this work into my evil Sith scheme, but no! Fine! Good! Really!"
Darth Passive-Aggressive

Week 19, 2008

"I be havin' da best Forcie powuhs in da whole gawaxy. Fow eenstance, meesa can conjoore da best wheesky in da whole gawaxy out of nowhere!"
Darth Plagueis, rambling after too much whisky

Week 20, 2008

"Fuck you and the wiki you rode in on"
Goodwood's standard response to #halopedians[src]

Week 21, 2008

"We Mandalorians are a different breed. We do things the Mandalorian way. Don't pretend to understand us Mandalorians. Have I mentioned how incredibly Mandalorian we are?"
Mandalore the Mandalorian

Week 22, 2008

"In the name of Bob Vitas, we should crush them for that."
Riffsyphon1024[src]

Week 23, 2008

"Hell, why not?"
Mandalorian justification for the war

Week 24, 2008

Kreia: "If you were my husband, I would poison your beer!"
Cassus Fett: "If you were my wife, I would drink it!"
Kreia and Cassus Fett

Week 25, 2008

"Blasters don't kill people, Canderous Ordo does!"
Some freak

Week 26, 2008

"Wookieepedia's regulars are a group of semi-intelligent men who type and speak very intelligently"
Supergeeky1[src]

Week 27,2008

"There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard; just another fist, holding a Bryar blaster."
―Random and Totally True Kyle Katarn Fact

Week 28, 2008

"I love democracy! and tyranny... and theocracy... and anarchy..."
Palpatine in a speech to the Republic Pre-Imperial Senate

Week 29, 2008

Jorrel Fraajic: "!bahkov"
Nuku-Nuku: "Bah! Gonk is"
Jedimca0: "Bah Gonk is a better droid? :P"
— Ownage![src]

Week 30, 2008

"I had good Relations with yo' mama"
―The V-dog reveals the truth to Luke Skywalker

Week 31, 2008

"Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of Chinese illegal DVD sellers, whores, or beatniks. We must be cautious."
Obi-Wan Kenobi

Week 32, 2008

"Observation: This window is filthy, Master, almost as if someone had thrown a bag of meat at it. A Meatbag, if you will."
HK-47

Week 33, 2008

"One of the more singular of his exploits was in the asteroid fields of the Rice Crispin system. There he piloted a starfighter and slaughtered 703 smugglers who had sold him a defunct landspeeder. When sixteen pirate battlecruisers arrived to rescue the smugglers, Canderous boarded them and killed their crews. An extra-galactic piece of seafood was reconoitering the area and witnessed this feat. So impressed were its owners that they stayed their invasion of the Galaxy for almost 4,000 years."
―From the Canderous Ordo article

Week 34, 2008

"I really don’t appreciate being used as a punching bag by IRC lurkers and some Darthipedia members. I don’t like having Madclaw come on to IRC under the name MonicaLuwampa and telling me we should go have sex in the Lincoln Bedroom just because I used to have the term “President” all over my user page and signature."
Brandon Rhea[src]

Week 35, 2008

"You are here to defeat me, Revan? First you must listen to my long monologue about the power of the Dark Side, including unsubtle mocking comments about your failure to have kept it..."
Darth Malak[src]

Week 36, 2008

"Ha' ye nowt ken o' aul' Oengus th' braw bairn-aeter an' gi' wi' th' braeken?"
"Uh... Right."
"Mah larkee an' in th' tae!"
"I think I'll go stand over there now. Security?
"
Darth Oengus and a starport docking officer.

Week 37, 2008

"One of the more singular of his exploits was in the asteroid fields of the Rice Crispin system. There he piloted a starfighter and slaughtered 703 smugglers who had sold him a defunct landspeeder. When sixteen pirate battlecruisers arrived to rescue the smugglers, Canderous boarded them and killed their crews. An extra-galactic piece of seafood was reconoitering the area and witnessed this feat. So impressed were its owners that they stayed their invasion of the Galaxy for almost 4,000 years."
―From the Canderous Ordo article

Week 38, 2008

"I shall now suck your breasts. Be clear that I only endure your company because you provide sustenance, and by drinking your milk, I can understand your tactics in combat."
― Baby Thrawn to his mother

Week 39, 2008

"I'm so cool, they even named a month after my themesong"
Darth Vader

Week 40, 2008

"Truly, no Commander could have won Return of the Jedi. The thousand Sectors of the Galactic Empire cannot stand against the might of a free Ewok. Is this Madness? No...THIS IS ENDOR!"
―Charlemagne19[src]

Week 41, 2008

"Need a brilliant quote master?"
HK-47

Week 42, 2008

"Keep it down, this is a library."
―Jocasta Nu to Darth Vader during Operation Knightfall[src]

Week 43, 2008

"I appear to be some manner of genuis!"
George Lucas, declaring the creation of Midi-chlorians

Week 44, 2008

"Breaking rocks in the hot sun! I fought the law and the law won!"
―Opening lyrics to the Rebel Alliance anthem

Week 45, 2008

"I must know the code. GLURP? FLIZBONG?"
Enochf[src]

Week 46, 2008

"Canderous Ordo rescued you from drowning............by giving you a warriors death."
―From the:Canderous Ordo is your Speeder Bike Mandalore election campaign

Week 47, 2008

"Yo Mama is so fat and full of bush that the Wookiee's named their planet after her!"
Darth Vader to A'Sharad Hett[src]

Week 48, 2008

"Frum noo oon, I veell breeng zee peeen tu zee Gelexy by creeteeng greet, creespy, yoommy-doommy, itchy-beetchy-scretchy Seet."
―The very first thing that Darth Baker said[src]

Week 49, 2008

"You are here to defeat me, Revan? First you must listen to my long monologue about the power of the Dark Side, including unsubtle mocking comments about your failure to have kept it..."
Darth Malak

Week 50, 2008

"They never even asked me any questions."
Shmi Skywalker after being tortured by Sand People

Week 51, 2008

supergeeky1: " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 "
supergeeky1: "^ That's him at work, by the way. He's a professional window-cleaner."
Miss Geeky: "you liar"
supergeeky1: "lol, I'm telling the truth. He really is a professional window-cleaner."
Miss Geeky: "so your telling me thats your weirdo friend??"
supergeeky1: "....Yes."
Miss Geeky: "hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha"
SG1's girlfriend after finding out about the horror that is Madclaw

Week 52, 2008

"I must know the code. GLURP? FLIZBONG?"
Enochf[src]