Darth Obvious

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Darth Obvious
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Biographical information
Homeworld

It must have been Nabooboo. It's so obvious.

Born

When he was (Obviously)

Died

Stabbed to death (Obviously)

Physical description
Species

Human (Obviously)

Gender

Male (Obviously)

Height

It should be quite obvious that he was about 5ft 11in

Hair color

He was balding on the top of his head and had some brown hair in a circle around his noggin, obviously.

Eye color

Brown. That should be rather obvious.

Cybernetics

None, obviously.

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

It should be quite obvious since he flew for Padmé.

Affiliation

Nabooboo Obviously!

Known masters

None, obviously

Known apprentices

It should be quite obvious by now: none

"Look over there, a planet entirely covered by one big city. And look, there is a Human. He has two arms and two legs, not to mention two eyes and two butt-cheeks. But, get this, he only has one nose, mouth and bellybutton. I am being very helpful. You have drawn your blaster. You are aiming it at m—"
―The last words of Darth Obvious (obviously)

Captain/Darth Ric "Obvious" Olié was the name of a character in the Star Wars Saga, specifically in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace otherwise known as the fourth Star Wars film, made in an attempt to revitalize the series after it was discontinued after the sixth movie was finished almost three decades before the first portion of the prequel series was cast and shot.[1]

The biography of the character who this article is about

The character was named Ric Olié, a designation consisting of seven letters, two of which are capitalized, and one has that little flicky thing known as an accent over it which leans to the right. Ric Olié pilots a spaceship in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, which is a form of ship that flies in space, hence the name, "spaceship," or otherwise "starship." The character Ric Olié is a Human. He is also male. He has a bald patch distracting from his otherise (barely) brown-haired head. He is not a Dark Lord of the Sith despite his designation of "Darth," which he gave himnself as a birthday present on his birthday representing that he had become another year older and had just become the age of 69 or so he said, alluding to a popular sexual position given that designation. He is also not a Wookiee, as a certain person whom he would then despise for the rest of his life by feeling feelings of hatred, betrayal, lust, and negativity towards, would not allow him to grow out the hair on his body out so he could meerly appear to be a Wookiee becase he would still have a bald head and it would look very awkward. That person was named Madclaw and was a Wookiee, absolutely not a Hutt or any other slime-covered or worm-related species.

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