Darth Cake

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Darth Cake was often topped with a tiny lightsaber.

Darth Cake was the favored confection served at parties thrown by members of the Sith Order and other Sith wannabes. Only Force-sensitives could eat it; anyone else who happened to sample it was later found dead from acute toxic overdosing. The recipe placed a heavy emphasis on rhubarb, as well as various fish-shaped items.

Apparently, peace isn't the only thing that is a lie.


It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty Darth Cake, but only if you do the cooking by the book. You know you can't be lazy. You better never use a messy recipe, though. Else the cake will end up crazy. But as long as you do the cooking the book, then you should have a cake.


  • one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
  • one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
  • 3/4 cup vegetable oil
  • 4 large eggs
  • one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • 3/4 cup butter or margarine
  • 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 cups all purpose flower
  • don't forget garnishes such as:
  • fish shaped crackers
  • fish shaped candies
  • fish shaped solid waste
  • fish shaped dirt
  • fish shaped Ethel benzene
  • pull n' peel licorice
  • fish shaped volatile organic compounds
  • sediment shaped sediment
  • candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
  • one cup lemon juice
  • alpha resins
  • unsaturated polyester resin
  • fiberglass surface resins
  • volatile malted milk impoundments
  • 9 large egg yokes
  • 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
  • one cup granulated sugar
  • an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands"
  • 2 cups rhubarb; sliced
  • 2/3 granulated rhubarb
  • 1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
  • 1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
  • 3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
  • 1 Large rhubarb
  • 1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
  • 2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
  • adjustable aluminum head positioner
  • slaughter electric needle injector
  • cordless electric needle injector
  • injector needle driver
  • injector needle gun
  • cranial caps

It also contained, among other things, proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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