Dark Side

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"Hey, who turned out the light?"
Visas Marr
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to abilities some consider... kriffing awesome!"
Welcome to the Darkside Hotel

The Dark Side of the Force was a part of the Force predominantly used by badass mothakriffers with bad attitudes. It wasn't exclusive to the Sith, but if a Jedi wanted to try his hand with Dark Side POWAH, they would probably be eaten by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the patron saint of badassery. Recruitment to the dark side was often boosted by free cookies. Particularly those double-fudge chocolate chunk cookies, warm and straight from the oven so that the insides were still gooey.

A person's total control of the Dark Side will result in becoming way cooler then they would ever be as supposed to using only the Light Side of the Force, for example: Annie was a little crying wimp, but after his total surrender to the Dark Side he would emerge as one of the most baddest motherkriffers ever known to the galaxy. Also, Darth Malak was a wimpy, no-jawed douchebag, but when he turned to the Dark Side, he.... well, I guess he was still a wimpy no-jawed douchebag. The users of the Dark Side had many badass powers, such as Force melt and Force lightning.

Famous Dark Side Users

Darth Elmo

Emperor Palpatine

Darth Vader

Darth Barney

Darth Homer

Darth Fat Guy

Darth Bob



Cookie Monster


Darth Boner

Darth Darth Binks

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"Fear issa da path to da Dark Side. Fear leadsa to da anger. Anger leadsa to da hate. Hate leadsa to da muy-muy Kabloewie Boem Boem of planetisms"
Darth Darth Binks