Corporate Sector

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"You'll never arrest me for smuggling, ya hear me! Chewie and I would rather die than end up in some CSA prison!"
"No, no. We just wanted to know if you got that memo."
"Well, the new policy is we're putting new cover sheets on all the TPS reports from now on. So if you could go ahead and try to remember that, that'd be great.
Han Solo and a Corporate Sector drone

The Corporate Sector was a large sector of the galaxy run by an executive board of pointy-haired bosses. They loved having X's in their titles, like Ex and ExO and Viceprex. The outer perimeter of the Corporate Sector was patrolled by secretary scout ships that made all visitors sign in.

They exploited the resources of every planet in their sphere of influence, built massive factory worlds, hired managers to oversee the massive factory worlds, then built massive vacation resort worlds for the managers to go to their semiweekly leadership conferences. Then they exported all their manufacturing jobs to the Colonies.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Corporate Sector.

Corporate Sector planets imported massive amounts of coffee, paper, and toner. Fridays were casual dress days.

Han Solo and his droids, Bollux and Blue Max, had a series of adventures in the Corporate Sector. Han worked as a stapler smuggler.