Conversation:Summary of Bothan Spynet operations

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Summary of Bothan Spynet operations, 1 ABY to 36 ABY, condensed.

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We must obtain the plans to the Death Star, or the Empire will destroy us all.


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We will bring them to you at any cost, Senator.


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Fuck fuck fuck son of a bitch! Our cover's blown! Take the plans! Fuck fuck fuck!


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Many Bothans died to bring us this information.


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Well worth it.


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We must obtain the plans to the second Death Star.


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Oy. Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.


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Fuck fuck not again motherfucker shit son of a bitch! We got the plans again! FUCK!!!


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Many Bothans died to bring us this information.


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<grumble, grumble>


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Now find out Grand Admiral Thrawn's plans.


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FUCK!


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Many Bothans died and so on and so forth. Now we must know the Yuuzhan Vong's next target.


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Motherfucking piece of shit!!!


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Many Bothans blah blah blah. Go find out what's on TV tonight.


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Cocksucking shitkicker!!!


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That's it. Come with us, Senator. We need to have a little talk.


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What? But you – unhand me! This is outrageous! <door slams>


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Um, ma'am? The New Republic military advisory committee is meeting, and... ma'am? You look different.


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Who, me? Nonsense. I was just drawing up a plan to deal with the Dark Nest. Many humans may die before we learn more.


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<gulp!>