Conversation:Revan and Mission

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Conversation overheard on the Ebon Hawk, between Revan and Mission Vao.


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Hey, Revan. What's up?


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Oh, Mission. I was looking for you.


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Yeah.


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Listen... you said you were how old, again?


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Fourteen. Why?


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Yeah, fourteen... now, when you say fourteen, I mean, you're just guessing, right?


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Huh?


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Well, I mean, you grew up on the mean streets of Taris, and your parents died when you were very young, so, I mean... you don't really know for sure that you're fourteen?


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Sure, I do! It's right here on my birth certificate, see?


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Yeah, but... oh. Damn.


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What?


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Oh, nothing.


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Okay.


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...


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What?


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Well, I mean, you're just assuming this is genuine, right? I mean, your brother Griff could have forged it.


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Nope. It's got the official holographic seal of the Republic. In fact, I've got a birthday coming up soon.


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How soon?


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Five months.


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Grrrmmt!


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You're funny.


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Okay, tell me this. *ahem* When do, uh, Twi'leks become, um, you know, adults?


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You mean, like, when can we drive a landspeeder?


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Er, yes.


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Sixteen. Why?


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Sixteen! Now we're getting somewhere!


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I like you, Revan! You're a lot of fun.


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Yes, I like you too. You're the most fascinating sixteen-year-old young adult woman I've ever met.


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Fourteen.


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Damn!


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Ha, ha! You're just like the father I never had.


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Uh-huh. I'll just be in the refresher for a few minutes.