Conversation:Plo Koon and the clone trooper

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Conversation overheard between Plo Koon and a clone trooper under his command.


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Trooper, stay a moment and let me speak with you.


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Certainly, sir.


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I simply wanted to say that you performed a valuable service on our last mission.


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My pleasure, sir. It's a clone's duty to serve the Republic.


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Of course.


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I'll do whatever it takes to perform the missions I'm given. If necessary, I'll lay down my life in service of the higher goal.


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Of course, trooper. But your life is a precious thing. I value your life more than any mission.


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Yes, well... very kind of you, sir, but we are clones, bred to give our lives if necessary.


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Please understand, trooper... I value your life... much more than any mission.


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...


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...


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O... kay, sir. I really should be getting to the mess hall...


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I value your life... so very much, trooper.


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Really must be going...


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Very, very much.


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Sir, I'm flattered, but I really—


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I... love you, trooper.


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Listen, I really should be—


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Stroke my nasal cavity, trooper.


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Gah! (runs away)


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Caress my the cilia of my upper pharynx with your naughty clone tongue, you beautiful little—wait, come back!


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I knew I should've joined Aayla Secura's unit.


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Commander Bly, I value your life, and the lives of all the clones, very, very, very much.


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All right, boys, form an orderly queue, and no pushing!