Conversation:Isard and Gage

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Conversation overheard in an Imperial ballroom between Ysanne Isard and a young Imperial captain.


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What an enchanting woman. I simply must meet her.


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Pardon me, madam. I observed you from across the room and couldn't help—


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Yes?


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AH! I mean, that is, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.


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Oh. Very well, then.


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I... wait. My apologies for screaming just now. It's just that I was about to introduce myself. I'm Captain Gage, and I—


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My name is Isard. Ysanne Isard.


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By the Emperor's black bones! I'm sorry, I really must be going.


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Is there a problem?


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No, nothing! Nothing at all! By the Maker, she's a two-face...


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Why is it none of the eligible men I meet stay around? I'm so lonely.


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Well, guess it's back to the lesbian bars for me.