Conversation:Guri's training regimen

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Excerpt from the training sessions of Guri, during the troublesome transition from assassination to seduction.

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Greetings, Professor Trumbo. Shall we play a game?


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Aha. Yes. One of our lab assistants, a young man named Eric, he tried to play a game with you last night, didn't he?


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Affirmative.


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And what happened?


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Target was neutralized. Application of pressure caused cervical fracture and traumatic spinal cord injury. Blunt trauma to skull followed.


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Yes... it took quite a lot of effort to clean the lab and dispose of the body, Guri.


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Do you wish future targets to be disintegrated?


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No, no. It's just that we are about to move into a new stage of your training. You have done very well in your athletic exercises, your live-fire elimination missions, and your infiltration simulations.


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The elimination missions were very enjoyable.


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Yes...


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The most enjoyable mission was the one where I shattered the one-way glass and disemboweled the target with the shards.


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Um... Guri, as I have attempted to explain to you once before, that was not a target. That was another one of our lab assistants, Jeremy Goberman.


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Death by hemorrhage after severing the carotid artery.


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Yes... well... as I said, we will be moving on to a new and completely different stage of your training: sex and seduction.


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Deceiving a target in order to lure them into melee range?


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No, no. Actual sex. We have several lab assistants who are very eager to participate in this stage of your training; however, before we begin, it will be necessary to establish some safety precautions.


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Purpose of training is unclear. Please explain.


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Well, let's begin very simply. This next stage of training will focus on this. This is a penis, or at least a crude representation of one. How would you react to this object?


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<mangle, hack, destroy> The target has been neutralized.


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Ah, I see. Yes, I was afraid of that...


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Audio receptors detect mass movement within the local vicinity.


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Yes. That would be the lab assistants running for their lives...

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