Conversation:Fodesinbeed Annodue and Fodesinbeed Annodue

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Conversation of Fodesinbeed Annodue and... er, himself... while announcing a podrace at Mos Espa.


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«The crowds have gathered, the weather is perfect, and it's time for another great Mos Espa podrace!»


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And there's just one word describing the mood here tonight: Boonta!


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«Well, it's not the Boonta race today, but we can expect a fine—»


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Boonta! Boom goes the dynamite! Who have we got competing here today?


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«Well, there's Aldar Beedo—»


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Beedo, Beedo, yes indeedo!


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«And Mawhonic—»


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He's chronic, he's iconic, he is the one and only Mawhonic!


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«Er, right, whatever. And of course Sebulba.»


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See it, dig it, Dug it!


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(glares)


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What?


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«Let's just get on with the race. The pods are in position. The flags are lowered! And they're off!»


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Jumanji! And now it's time to play the feud!


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«Shut up. Beedo takes an early lead.»


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Show me the money! Rock me Amadeus!


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«Mawhonic makes a daring turn and jumps into the lead!»


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Yoiks, and away! Call the hostess, your seat is ready!


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«Look, shut up. What's this? Ben Quadinaros looks like he's had a malfunction, and his engines have exploded!»


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Ouch! Nothing but lugnuts! No soup for you!


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«And now Clegg Holdfast has collided with Quadinaros's stalled podracer! They're both out of the race!»


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Ooh, crash to desktop! Somebody call the pod squad! I don't care what universe you're from. That's gotta hurt!


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«Here's Sebulba, jostling his way to the front now.»


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Ooh! He gave up the death sticks, but he's still smokin'! Snap, crackle, pop! And with that you get eggroll!


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«What the hell are you even talking about? Are you even watching the race?»


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Connectamundo! Sit on it, Potsie! Hassan chop!


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*sigh* «Sebulba secures first place as the competitors complete the first circuit.»


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Those who are tardy get no fruit cup! Spank me! Toni Toni Toni has done it again!


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«Mawhonic and Beedo fighting for second place now...»


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Well, I'll be a gut of a Hutt! Send in the clones! Gettin' giddy in the zone for the low angle spank!


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«Take the pills, Beed. That's why the nice doctor prescribed them.»


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Yahtzee! Behold the power of cheese!


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«Guys? Cut to commercial while I chloroform him...»