Conversation:Darth Nihilus and Keith Richards

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Rough approximation of a conversation between Darth Nihilus and Keith Richards, rendered phonetically

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Hooooossshhh kaaaaah muuu loooooh haaaaah meee faaa shooooo kraaaaaah...


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Y'know, na gib muh runna shib anna, anna, anna gabber frum munna wiff a mish, y'know, anna, y'know, lord a da siff, innit, wut?


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Maaaah kooshtah greeeeeeh soooooh waaaaah korah matah heeeeee nashtah...


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Hey, winna got it, s'not, y'know, canyer havanother, sumwut, y'know, trunder hard ter understandjer, y'know?


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Draaaaa ma koooooool


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Ah, s'got it now, fram der waggit, anna cam over, to junker.


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Ummmmm, huuuuh?


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Goss ta fanner, y'know.


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...


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Tren' to gunna 'spensive wine, y'know, tryin' ta havin show a mush, paint an' a mask, an' wisper, it's a scene, innit?


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Hmmmmm. Taaaaaaaaalk nooooooormaaal pleeeeeeease!


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Hoo, hoo, lissen ta pa donda lord a siff an' talken twa put it na twice an' rannit, ha! Y'know, jus', y'know. Hmmff, sh'ya.


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HAAAAA-TA-GAAAAASH!


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Ooh, s'a grebbeg fucken li'saber, innit, cammen ta pug ma trouble, y'know, betta gedda premmit an' babber!


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FEEE KOH RAAAAH!


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Ya w'l, sum-da-wise, gotta go, wuk wiff, fren a Mick's, n'do it again, y'know.


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...


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Hmm?


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Look... seriously, what are you on about?


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Hof, wunna bab, not a seezy wan a—


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Talk normal or die, you half-dead, coked-out maniac! <hack, slash, hack, slash>


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Urrrrgh... nom'un dyin', y'know, 's a sort of deff, yeh.


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. o O (I wonder, if I resurrected him as a Sith zombie, would anyone notice?)