Conversation:Boba Fett and the barista

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Conversation overheard in a Kybucks coffee house between Boba Fett, some Mandalorians, and an underpaid barista.

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Welcome to Kybucks. May I take your order?


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I'm not gay!


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What?


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Take it back right now! I'm not gay!


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I never said you were.


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You were thinking it.


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Why would I—


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Everybody does. Everybody thinks we Mandalorians are all gay. I can see it in their eyes.


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Well, I wouldn't—


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I mean, look at me. The mask, the jetpack, the blaster rifle, the flamethrower...


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The fibercord whip, the stun cuffs...


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Exactly! I follow my quarry for weeks, then I catch him, tie him up, slap the cuffs on him, and carry him back to my ship—


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With a ball and gag.


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Exactly! I mean, no! I'm not gay!


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Right, I never said you were. You're just an efficient bounty hunter.


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Precisely. I always get my man.


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*snort*


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I heard that.


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Sorry.


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This is ridiculous. I mean, yes, a few Mandalorians are gay, a very small percentage, nothing wrong with it, but I've got a reputation to maintain. I can't have everybody thinking we're all a bunch of ponces.


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Not at all.


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I can't have people thinking we're all so light in the loafers we don't even need our jetpacks to leave the ground. Hey, Fenn, tell him! Tell him we're not all fairies.


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Um...


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Um, Fenn, who's your, um, friend?


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...


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Melvin, explain to the guy. Tell him how straight we Mandalorians are.


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Excuse me?


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Tell the barrista here we Mandalorians aren't all gay.


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I think I am.


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No, you're not, Melvin.


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No, think about it. I've never really had a girlfriend...


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That's because you're a loser, not because you're gay. Look, somebody back me up here! We Mandalorians are not a race of poofs, right? Cassus?


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...


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Cassus?


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...


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Anybody? How about you?


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Are you kidding? I had to get breast implants just to keep the men away.


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...


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So, um...


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Venti mocha, please, and let us never speak of this again.