Conversation:Battle of the Smooth

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Confrontation between Lando Calrissian and a strange but smooth Yarkora that happened in Cloud City.


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Well, well, well. Hello. What have we here?



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Just enjoying a cigarra. They never get on your nerves.



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I'm Lando Calrissian, the administrator of this facility.



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You can call me Joe. One of a kind.



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You think you can come in here with your cigarra and your cool threads and out-smooth Lando Calrissian?



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Hey, calm down friend. Have a cigarra. Pleasure helps your disposition.



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Look, pal. I'm the smooth one on this planet. I ooze smooth. I invented smooth. I am smooth with a capital smoo.



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Me? I'm just Joe. Smooth moves. Smooth character.



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You challenge my smooth?



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You askin'?



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Go. Bring it on.



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(puff) Live out loud.



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You truly belong here with us among the clouds.



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Slow down. Pleasure up.



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Smooth, ice-cold Colt .45.



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Satisfies longer.



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Works every time.



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It's your taste.



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Did somebody order a miracle?



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I... uh...



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Being sexy is an all-day job. Just pretend I'm God. Lando Calrissian: super space stud.



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Uh... I, uh... agh! (runs away)



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That's right, you better run. Don't bring that weak smooth back to my city. All right, settle down, everyone. Drinks are on me, and so are the ladies.