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Battle of the Smooth
Confrontation between Lando Calrissian and a strange but smooth Yarkora that happened in Cloud City.
Well, well, well. Hello. What have we here?
Just enjoying a cigarra. They never get on your nerves.
I'm Lando Calrissian, the administrator of this facility.
You can call me Joe. One of a kind.
You think you can come in here with your cigarra and your cool threads and out-smooth Lando Calrissian?
Hey, calm down friend. Have a cigarra. Pleasure helps your disposition.
Look, pal. I'm the smooth one on this planet. I ooze smooth. I invented smooth. I am smooth with a capital smoo.
Me? I'm just Joe. Smooth moves. Smooth character.
You challenge my smooth?
Go. Bring it on.
(puff) Live out loud.
You truly belong here with us among the clouds.
Slow down. Pleasure up.
Smooth, ice-cold Colt .45.
Works every time.
It's your taste.
Did somebody order a miracle?
Being sexy is an all-day job. Just pretend I'm God. Lando Calrissian: super space stud.
Uh... I, uh... agh! (runs away)
That's right, you better run. Don't bring that weak smooth back to my city. All right, settle down, everyone. Drinks are on me, and so are the ladies.