Conversation:Anakin and Obi-Wan

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The extended version of the argument between Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi

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You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!


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No, Anakin—


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Let her go, Anakin! Let her go!


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You turned her against me!


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You have done that yourself.


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You will not take her from me!


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Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.


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You... you... you said that stupid "I don't like sand" line.


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Anakin...


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What?


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That was you.


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You had a stupid podrace and shouted "yippee!"


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Anakin... that was you, too, and I think we both know that.


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Well...


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You made the sour cream go bad!


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I what?


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You left the refrigerator door open for hours, and it stunk up the apartment!


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[pause] You left the door open yourself.


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Really?


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Yes. I'm the one who closed it.


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Well... you ate all the Doritos and left nothing but crumbs in the bag!


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That was you! Don't you remember?


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Urk... urgl...


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Oh, stop it. I'm not even choking you.


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Just trying to lighten the mood.


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Okay, where was I? [pause] You left Ben & Jerry's boxes on the couch!


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That was you! All of this was you! Don't you see? You've become evil... and a slob!


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From my point of view, you are the slob!


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That doesn't make any sense.


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You don't make any sense!


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I'm losing the argument, am I not? We'll have to have a lightsaber duel.


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Just like in debate club. You always go for the lightsaber.


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You always—


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Oh, shut up.