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Conversation overheard between Aayla Secura and Kit Fisto at the Jedi Temple.
Oh, God, here he comes again...
Yeah, hi, Kit.
Remember the time I saved your life?
Yes, I remember the time you—
Remember? Heh? Heh?
You were drowning, and I can breathe underwater.
And I appreciate—
So I did this!
Mmmmff, Kmmfft, stmmfff thmmfft!
Heh. Yep. Life saved. Mission accomplished.
Look, stop it! Yes, I'm very grateful you saved my life. Now can we just forget about it?
Sure, think nothing of it!
Oh no! Is that a glass of... water?
What, this one?
Kit, you just put this here. I saw you.
You can't breathe water! I'll save you!
Mmmmff, ymmfff stmmffpid ssmm-mf-mm-bmmff, lmmff mm gmmff!
Wow, that was a close one. Good thing I was here.
Kit, seriously, stop it, or I'm getting a restraining order.
Hey, is it just me, or does it look like... rain?
No, it does not look like rain. There's just a few clouds—
Clouds? Oh no, you can't breathe rain! I'll save—
Kit? Get away! It's over, do you hear me? Stop leaving messages on my voice mail! Stop tampering with my plumbing, trying to flood my room! Stop entering me in swimming competitions! You're not going to do the breathing thing again, so get over it!
Okay? I'm leaving, and I never want to see you again.
. o O (Maybe I can disguise myself as an asthma inhaler...)