Cloud car

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Cloud car, final form

The cloud car, specifically the Storm IV Twin-Pod Moss-Covered Three-Handled Cloud Car, brought to you by Bespin Motors, was a unique atmospheric airspeeder used on Cloud City on the planet of Bespin.

Inspiration for the cloud car

Lando Calrissian helped in the initial design of the cloud car... apparently, he got the inspiration one Halloween night, after having a love affair with a woman in a bizarre construction worker outfit. During the design process, Lando would often sneak into the prototype room, stand between the two pods, and make motorboat noises.

The perky pod tips concealed blaster cannons...and, depending on the owner, other things.

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