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- "We shall fight them on the beaches... we shall fight them in the sinkholes... we shall fight them in the crystal caves and in dozens more amazing, exciting new planetary locations. We shall never surrender."
- ―Chancellor Palpatine
The Clone Wars was a big war that started over deep disagreement and resentment concerning Star Wars clones, such as Battlestar GalacticaIt also started because there weren't enough cookies to go around.