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"Oh, Kyp, you wiped out an entire planet, slaughtering men, women and children? That’s terrible…wanna come back to my place?"
Luke Skywalker upon hearing of Kyp Durron's actions

Carida was a planet located in The Colonies. It was home to an Imperial training school for stormtroopers. It was often cited in criticisms directed at the Empire's public education system.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Carida.

When Kyp Durron became inebriated from a party at the New Jedi Order, he stumbled to his X-wing, flew to the gas giant Yavin Prime, pulled the Sun Crusher out of its core, and had some fun with it. Only when the entire Carida system exploded did Kyp grasp the full implications of what he had done. Mortified at using such a fanwankery of a ship, he redeemed himself by launching it into a black hole.