CT-25-7091 ("Ximenez")

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Nobody expected this article
"You were expecting maybe Errol Flynn?"
―Ximenez, springing another Inquisition

CT-25-7091, a.k.a. Ximenez, sometimes Cardinal Ximenez, was a mid-level clone trooper officer who commanded a small squadron of Clone Inquisitors. Nobody expected them. Their chief weapon was surprise, surprise and DC-15A blaster rifles – their two chief weapons were surprise, blaster rifles, air superiority – three. That is, amongst their weaponry were such diverse elements as surprise, blaster rifles, air superiority, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Supreme Chancellor. Hang on, I'll start the article again.

CT-25-7091, a.k.a. Ximenez, was a clone trooper officer who commanded a small squadron of Clone Inquisitors. Their chief weapon was surprise, though they also made use of blaster rifles, air superiority, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Supreme Chancellor, and nice red uniforms. Damn! Oh, forget it. Go sit in a comfy chair.