CT-18-2223 ("Bazooka")

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CT-18-2223 ("Bazooka")
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kamino

Physical description
Species

Human (clone)

Gender

Male

Height

1.83 m

Hair color

Brown

Eye color

Brown

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Galactic Republic

CT-18-2223 was a lovably dumb clone trooper who specialized in munitions and rocket launchers. He named himself "Bazooka," which was a word that had no meaning in the Star Wars Universe. When people asked him what it meant, he just went "boom, pchhhew, k-k-k-k-k, PLCHW!" Bazooka wasn't really "all there." He wore a dirty sweatshirt with the number "14" wherever he went... despite the fact that "14" appeared absolutely nowhere in his clone designation.

Bazooka's only friend in the world was CT-18-2224 ("Alpine"). When the Galactic Republic tried to destroy Bazooka for vastly inferior DNA, Alpine stepped in and made a passionate defense on his behalf. Moved by the love and dedication of his friend, the Republic agreed not to have Bazooka euthanized and instead put him to work as a Walmart greeter.

Now you know all about Bazooka. And knowing is half the battle.