CC-1004

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CC-1004 ("Gree")
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kamino

Died

19 BBY

Physical description
Species

Human (clone)

Gender

Male

Height

1.83 m

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era

Affiliation
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on CC-1004.
"Y-y-y-yo Joe!"
"Seriously, knock it off. Or at least pretend to be a
Star Wars action figure."
―Gree and Rex

CC-1004, a.k.a. Gree, a.k.a. Gree-I Joe, was a clone trooper who thought he was a lot tougher than he really was. He loved wearing camouflage, even when nowhere near a forest or grassy area. He made his own specialized G.I. Joe file card, listing himself as Code Name: Gree, Grade E-4, Primary Military Specialty: Kicking Ass, Secondary Military Specialty: Chewing Gum.

Gree had the good fortune to hang out with a handful of Jedi babes during the Clone Wars, including Aayla Secura and Luminara Unduli, but he never scored, not even with Ahsoka Tano. He spent every night alone in his camouflage bedsheets and his General Duke Underoos.

When Palpatine issued Order 66, Gree happened to be stationed on Kashyyyk, and it became his assignment to kill Yoda. He actually thought he could pull it off, too. He aimed his blaster rifle, shouted "Yo Joe!" and fired, but Yoda jumped over him and cut his head off.

Now you know all about Clone Commander Gree. And knowing is half the battle.