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"Allow me to speak for the entire community, as a Wookieepedia bureaucrat: No. We will not remove it, and if we have to we will fight you. We will resort to the methods we have learned from our enemies over the last seven years. Thank you, and have a Wookiee-tastic day."
Darth Culator pulling rank when utterly refusing to remove boobs.
"They're...lumpy things"
Darth Obvious

Breasts were strange lumpy things that only females and Darth Fat Guy had on their chests. Fanboys would do anything to see just a glimpse of one.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Breast.